WHAT IS THE DEAD HOBO SOCIETY?

 Wareware wa shinda hôbô da yo.™

                                WHAT IS THE MISSION STATEMENT OF THE 
                                DEAD HOBO SOCIETY?

                                The DEAD HOBO SOCIETY is an 
                                organization dedicated the memory of 
                                all those who’ve taken the Westbound
                                train.

                HOW MANY MEMBERS ARE THERE?

                Unknown; the DEAD HOBO SOCIETY 
                is purposefully chaotic in organization.

                                        WHAT POSITIONS ARE AVAILABLE IN THE 
                                        DEAD HOBO SOCIETY?

                                        There’s only one official position in 
                                        the DEAD HOBO SOCIETY. Boot Soup Chef. 

        HOW DO I BECOME A MEMBER?

        Think of a cool hobo name, then 
        ask a member to initiate you.

                        WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF BEING A 
                        MEMBER?

                        You’ll be on point for once in your 
                        life—straight nickels and twenties.

 WHAT IS DEADHOBOSOCIETY.COM?

 A place for DEAD HOBO SOCIETY 
 members to put crazy junk on the 
 internet.

                                                        WHAT KIND OF CRAZY?

                                                        The best kind.