"Ode to My Beloved, Mario"

 

Oh Mario, how I love you so.

I love your hat; I love your overalls.

I love your penchant for red,

I love your resurrection from the dead.

I love you, 1, 2, and 3.

I love you World and Land.

I love you versus Donkey Kong,

I love you against his son.

I love you brothers versus crabs.

I love your fearlessness in the face of trouble,

I love how your name is double.

I love the way you say your name,

Each time I play your 64-bit game.

I love you bundled or purchased seperately.

I love you platform or in 3-D.

I love you big or small or clock.

I love you fireballs or raccoon.

I love you cape or magic hats.

I love you Kart or cartoon.

I love though you frustrate me,

Though Princess flies better than thee.

I love you through thick or thin,

Or a weird level that loops around.

I love you opening the question box.

I love you jumping in a tapestry,

I love you shimmying up a tree.

I love you back flips, I love you long jumps.

I love you wall kicks and cannons.

My love is longer than stairs with too few stars.

My love sees past your doctor game,

My love forgives the misuses of your name.

I love the child in Yoshi's care.

I love you because you were always there.

I love you because you made me swear.

--by the existential calvinist