Welcome Juniors to the South Carolina Governor's School for Science and Mathematics.

Here you will be molded into a lean mean data munching machine. You will be trained in the way of Acadamia, Cramming and other skills that you will find neccessary to survive the up and coming year.

Let me ask you a question, Do you feel lucky to be here?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

THAT IS NATURAL HELPER SIR, TO YOU!

That is much better. Your possible assignments here at Govie-Bootcamp, may include:

Dr. Godwin's Phsyics Class: Here you will learn the basics of projectile motion. And remember physics is FUN
Advanced Tactics with Dr. Smith: Learn all the gambits and strategies on Thursday and Friday afternoons
Biology? What the heck is that? Oh you mean the class where you learn what is edible and what is not? Yeah we got that too.
Rutherford's Basic Training: Don't let her fool you, she's the sharpest Brit this side of the Atlantic.
Chemisty: Learn the skills you need to make you a one-person demolition team.

If you can survive that then maybe you will survive the toughest obstacle course we can throw at you. History 101 or as it is commonly know Carlanna's Palace of Pain. But then again you might not survive.

If you are hungry then check out the Mess Hall where Mrs. Mary makes you 3 square meals a day. Remember if you piss your mom off and your girl friend dumps you, Mrs. Mary will always love you. And if Mrs Mary's cooking still leaves you wanting then I have one word for you "Ramen".

Thats right the prefered field ration of all Govies. keep some in the barracks at all time. Now you are dismissed! You are to return here at 0700 hours for Forced Fun! NOW GET YOUR ARSE OUT OF HERE!

--J.M.

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