Day One – Hopes high. College seems almost in sight. Morale high and confidence high. Too much pot.

Day Seven – Team starting to develop rifts. Morale high still, but college won’t be as easy as once expected.

Day Nineteen – Dissension in the ranks. I suspect Lewis is stealing my breakfast cereal.

Day Twenty – Killed Lewis, but team still in high tension.

Day Twenty-one – Found hole in bag of cereal. Eating Lewis now.

Day Thirty - Have passed vile North swamps, have yet to cross ocean full of ill tempered sea sturgeon.

Day Forty-two - Have found meaning of life. Irony high. Supplies low.

Day Fifty – College seems distant dream. Morale running low. Murder’s increasing, but sodomy about the same.

Day Sixty - No longer have Will to go on. Ate him too.

Day Ninety – Can’t stop masturbating.

Day Ninety-one – Finally stopped.

Day Five Hundred and Seventy-one – Supplies of Lewis flesh running low. Suspect ˝ Asian conspiracy. Expect more food soon.

Day One Million and Six – Damn Half Asians, finally killed last – I hope. Must get rid of Asian women or non-Asian men. College seems further and further away. Must stop masturbating.

Day Two Million Three – Thought I killed the last Spaniard, then I remembered Portuguese isn’t quite the same.

Day Negative 3 – Time appears to be flowing non linearly. Hate damn robot overlords. Morale lowest yet. Half team eaten by sea monster. I am the Last One.

Day 3i+e – Parallel time fun. College one "week" away. Other half of team dead. College should be a blast!