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Day One – Hopes high. College seems almost in sight. Morale high and confidence high. Too much pot. Day Seven – Team starting to develop rifts. Morale high still, but college won’t be as easy as once expected. Day Nineteen – Dissension in the ranks. I suspect Lewis is stealing my breakfast cereal. Day Twenty – Killed Lewis, but team still in high tension. Day Twenty-one – Found hole in bag of cereal. Eating Lewis now. Day Thirty - Have passed vile North swamps, have yet to cross ocean full of ill tempered sea sturgeon. Day Forty-two - Have found meaning of life. Irony high. Supplies low. Day Fifty – College seems distant dream. Morale running low. Murder’s increasing, but sodomy about the same. Day Sixty - No longer have Will to go on. Ate him too. Day Ninety – Can’t stop masturbating. Day Ninety-one – Finally stopped. Day Five Hundred and Seventy-one – Supplies of Lewis flesh running low. Suspect ˝ Asian conspiracy. Expect more food soon. Day One Million and Six – Damn Half Asians, finally killed last – I hope. Must get rid of Asian women or non-Asian men. College seems further and further away. Must stop masturbating. Day Two Million Three – Thought I killed the last Spaniard, then I remembered Portuguese isn’t quite the same. Day Negative 3 – Time appears to be flowing non linearly. Hate damn robot overlords. Morale lowest yet. Half team eaten by sea monster. I am the Last One. Day 3i+e – Parallel time fun. College one "week" away. Other half of team dead. College should be a blast!
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