Christine Fry

A fascinating survey was recently taken of local townspeople ("townies") to determine their overall opinion of the Governor's School students ("Govies"). The startling results show that 8% of Hartsvillians are gay and 8% believe that cheese and potato wedges are better than french fries. Here are the individual comments:

"I ain't got it today." -- local rogue

"I like them. They work fo' me!" -- Governor's School slave master (aka work service supervisor)

"I am gay." -- man in spandex

"I like cheese and potato wedges better than french fries." -- terrorized woman

"Real good. Very, very good. Always." -- a certain woman

"Waster of tax payer dollars." --woman who tried to retract villainous statement subsequently

"I don't have one." -- bookstore babe

"Unique, hard-working." -- bookstore customer with sneering child

"I think you're great. I work at Coker." -- woman with money bag

One woman ran away with a towel over her head.

"Whatever it is, I don't want to vote for it or pay for it." -- local jogger

"Bark, bark." -- local dog (Translation: "I like applesauce.")

"Brown Sugar" -- license plate

Special thanks to the fearless Lee for his help with this survey. Philip "I supplied the paper" Lane and Vince "I just went for moral support" Ingram receive no thanks because they complained the whole time about how Lee and Christine were not asking enough people.