Recycling—Not Just a New Trend

Students at the lovely Governor’s School for Science and Mathematics are finally catching on to a new trend: Recycling. These bright youngsters have realized that if they don’t help out, the world is DOOMED. The kids have been seen recycling old tests, labs, and even a few bad jokes. "Yeah, I like to do my part by conserving water," stated Nick De Nitto, a student at GSSM. "I didn’t take a bath today, and I may not take one tomorrow." Though we would like for students to do the right thing by helping the environment, we do think you should take baths regularly.

Aziz has an innovative alternative for recycling slurpies.