It was the dance that Paige and Christine and Joy and Alexis and I DJ'ed. It was hot. Very hot. *I* was wearing a tank top with half-inch straps that passed the cleveage rule and I got written up and got three hours work detail. A certain other individual (rhymes with asha) was wearing a tube top that covered only her bust and she got written up as well. She got three hours of work detail too -- the same punishment.

That's my story. It's very unfair, isn't it. Isn't it. ISN'T IT?

Thank you
Pam Shaffer

[editor's comment: the TFJ editorial staff fully supports the usage of "tube tops" and "tank tops" in school dances]