Evil Gay Agenda for Thursday

  • 8:00 AM Wake
  • 9:00 AM Go to Hardee's and act gay, thus forcing other people to magically turn gay.
  • 10:00 AM Cruise slowly down streets, allowing gaydiation to emanate from gay car.
  • 11:00 AM Adopt a highway. Turn it gay.
  • 12:00 Lunch. Act gay at steakhouse, converting businessmen.
  • 1:00 PM Pick up prizes awarded for turning unsuspecting persons gay over past month.
  • 2:00 PM Meditate on further ways to turn everyone gay. Take notes.
  • 3:00 PM Hang out by elementary school, passing out "It's Cool To Be Gay" pamphlets and candy.
  • 4:00 PM Go to exercise class at gym on how to look more gay.
  • 5:00 PM Meet with TV producers to plan more gay TV shows.
  • 6:00 PM Dinner. Eat quiche and other gay foods.
  • 7:00 PM Cruise again, emanating more gaydiation.
  • 8:00 PM Watch gay television.
  • 9:00 PM Have gay snacks.
  • 10:00 PM Make gay to-do list for tomorrow.
  • 11:00 PM Sweet gay dreams!