TRU 2 DA GAME

Yes I have an economics exam tomorrow. And yes I should be studying. But I feel its more important to let you kids no what's up. Check out my latest findings, and don't worry I have pictures to back up my news.

 

TFJ Protest

Check it out - this gentleman was recently seen protesting in front of Wiggins. Apparently Mrs. Derrick is starting a protest movement against TFJ. Good luck boys.

Derrick Falsifies Info on Resume

Mrs. Derrick, an interesting character, and an even more interesting past. Did you know Mrs. Derrick used to work for the government? Yes its true, she was a D.S.S. (Director of Stop Signs) for almost 10 years. This false claim of D.S.S. experience on her resume was one of the many things that mislead Dr. Cox intro hiring that woman. As you can see, Mrs. Derrick was as good at her old job as she is at her current one.

 

 

Bob Trowell: Technological Pioneer

Here we have a rare picture of Mr. Trowell, circa 1970, during the early days of GSSM Distance Learning. He is testing a revolutionary mobile computing system.

 

Ten Percent - No More…

Like your 10% of wall coverage? Forget it, cause I recently caught this shot of Caffee and Mrs. Derrick bringing in some sort of wooden planks to cover all the walls. Apparently this wood is fireproof wood. However, the two morons didn't feel like renting a truck and ran into some problems.

 

Wiggins Work Service is Gonna Suck

Here is a shot indicating how harsh Wiggins work service will get when good ol' Mrs. Winburn dips. Check out the before and after.

 

Adam Weaver Loses it at Richmond

Last but not least -- I got a picture of former student Adam Weaver from a non-GSSM associate at Richmond. This picture depicts Adam's new look.. He has been spotted at Slayer Concerts, biker bars, and numerous tatoo conventions. I hear he has dropped out of Richmond and is pursuing fame and fortune as the lead guitarist for his new death metal band Ever-Rotting Corpse.


Keeping the GSSM public informed,

- the procrastinating alum