High Tech Corporate Espionage results in RobComm Buyout
It was revealed Wednesday that RobComm CEO Rob Mitchell was actually deposed from power some months ago. CoreySoft CEO Garriott has actually been running the company from the inside this entire time.
"Yeah, it was brilliant," commented Garriott, who was snooping around in CEO Mitchell's computer when he found orders to buy CoreySoft, and changed them.
The recently desposed CEO Mitchell is nowhere to be found. Insider sourcs from the media have been totally unable to find him. Even the moles and traitors from within RobComm's borders have given no clue to his whereabouts. The grand old company has certainly and unfortunately caved in.
We here at the Associated Press mourn the passing of this grand old company, but recognize that the loss of history will be stemmed as the company property is converted into several landmarks. CoreySoft CEO reports that most company holdings will be preserved as a remind about the changing world and a light for the future.
"Capitalism results in change, it's true," the CEO commented in his closing speech. "But we can't become so fixated on the past that we forget the future. We meet the passing of RobComm with a heavy heart, but turn our eyes to the future: efficiency, production, and a better world. Thank you, and goodnight."