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The labs you used to have at your old school school : reaction of pepsi with other stuff. Boring.

The labs you will have here:

For this new and exciting experiment, you will need an egg and some wire. take one end of the wire and push it into the side of your neck. Keep pushing until it comes out somewhere else. This is line is only here to take up space. Now take the ends of the wire and yank hard enough to make a slice in your neck. Take the egg and stick it in the slice. Try breaking the egg by rolling your head around a lot.

Review question one: What does this teach us about static electricity?

Review question two: Suggest a way to do the same experiment without using the egg

Review question three: Write a paper comparing every letter of this passage to every other letter. Be especially sure to comment on the sectionalism presented in scene twenty four.

thanks , now i must go play with sandpaper.
-Richard M. Nixon and thirty seven shaved otters in a dark room