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The RWU has started to play hardball since RobComm is reaping incredible financial rewards. A syndicate has removed RobComm management from the ore facilities closed to the center of the Mitchell Crater and a union-wide movement is following. The owners of the means of production are being ousted left and right, being replaced by union stooges including a recent union agitator and leader Garey Corriott. His ascendance to union power has been sudden and shocking to many RWU observers.

This reporter, in fact, has done an undercover investigative report of union activities: a recent workers’ meeting was held deep in the underground conservatories and recesses of RobComm, Ltd.

“Down with the bourgeoisie,” shouts Garey Coreiott, “and that means you, Rob Mitchell!” Garey Coreiott is certainly one who doesn’t mind vulgarity (notice how he calls the nameless one by name), and this is important in a union leader. At this recent RWU meeting, Garey is obviously the focal point of the syndicate activity. A rival faction with similar feelings, calling itself “The Ghosts of Ingram,” also vies for power.

Yes, the RWU has finally come into age and it has RobComm, Ltd. scared. The loss of its ore operations could implode the company and quite possibly the rogue state himself. Coreiott knows this and has struck cleanly, clearly, and dramatically against company operations. In a private interview with him, he stated that, “That dirty CEO has been exploiting his workers too long. Luckily, his security forces are sparse and are not yet fully mobilized. We’ve been able to remove his cronies from all of this crater, and we’re working on turning it into a workers’ paradise.”

When asked to comment about CoreySoft, Inc., Coreiott only had this to say: “In the creation of utopia, we have only the CoreySoft, Inc. worker model to follow. There is no underclass at CoreySoft, only the workers whom CEO Garriott considers himself among. Clearly no union can fault CoreySoft.”

The Chinese government, fascist and hostile to unions, has blamed RobComm, Ltd. for allowing the “union to invade” in a recent decision. It has kicked the company out of its borders for an “indefinite period, you dirty communists.” It appears the only international country will be CoreySoft, Inc. for some time.

In related news, Lee Ramsey (president of the LUAA) has suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and will be unable to make further comment for several years.