There's an issue that's almost been concerning myself and many other students throughout the GSSM Res. Hall. Why are there trees in the bathrooms? I mean, sure, the thought of pee peeing in the woods is nice sometimes, but other times it's just plain weird. But it's nice to know that while the wall paper on the hall of the floor on which I live is partially shredded and constantly falling, that the GSSM Admin is thoughtful enough to spend our pressious tax dollars putting plastic trees in the can. What can we do to fight this problem? I say water the tree by any means you feel necessary while in the bathroom. That should teach those dirty Admin bastards. And it should help us all relieve a little stress while relieving ourselves at the same time. Keep up the good work, guys.
-A less-than-concerned student.
u guys just crack me up- i was like ROLLING ON THE FLOOR of my room reading
the shania twain thingie by daniel and john brooks.:-) it was a good
relaxing-reading material for the night before the SATs. my boyfriend was
like, what's so funny?!? but he doesn't know daniel and john so i guess it
wasn't funny for him. anyway, keep up the good work!
Kickass joybus ride.
-author unknown
Dear Students,
Your odd newsletter is reaching the outside
world. It shows that governor's school kids come up
with some good stuff, so keep it up. Here's a quote
for some thought,
"The cinnamon tree is edible, so it is cut down.
The lacquer tree is useful, so it is slashed.
Everyone knows the usefulness of the useful,
But no one knows the usefulness of the useless."
Chang-tzu