masthead writer
- carl
edit person
- shige
founder
- shige
chum
- lewis, formerly u.p. eugene
jealous
- matt, aubry and the lit mag
capitalist pig
- john b.
lust muffin
- NOT christine, she was late with her article
secret lover (shhh...)
- dawn
hope
- all the hobo on the west bound train
who is the muffin man, and more importantly why?