Dear Cross, Could you please define PDA.

--E .C and L.B.

Dear E.C. and L.B., Well, this is a simple enough question to answer. The only damn thing that counts as PDA, is when you get caught. If no one sees you, no one knows. Therefore, it is not PDA. Keep it on the D-low and you’ll be A- OK!

Dear Cross, Why did our former RLCs leave at the end of the year? They were the best that we had and they really tried to know the students and help them out. I felt that I could always talk to them, and now I can’t.

--A sad senior

Dear Sad Senior, The reason that our former RLCs are gone is not because they left on free will, but they were pressured to leave. It was felt that they were becoming too good of friends with the students, which apparently is a bad thing. They were the best things at this school and now they are gone. What can I say, this school is going to hell and fast. Never mind it’s already there.

Dear Cross, What the hell is that thing in the middle of the lobby? You know, the thing that has glass all around it. It was a really cool place for the students to hang out, but then they put that there. Could you shed some light on the subject?

--Need To Know

Dear Need To Know, I asked myself the same question and have come to the conclusion that what you are seeing is nothing more than a monkey cage. I have seen multiple monkeys hanging about inside the cage doing absolutely nothing. I have still yet to figure out why they are there. All I know is that when you don’t see any monkeys in the cage they are usually feeding and can be gone for very long amounts of time.