Cafeteria,
I found haikus recently.
What all do they say?

no syllables please
stupid haikus I hate them
incorrect order

bee mouth sips calmly
melancholy fucks too hard
I love her cold touch

I talk aimlessly
No wonder I am dying
shoot me now lover

no conversation
do not talk to me today
I have my heart still

I eat the lotus
then I run away from her
She tastes very nice

lotus lip'd lover
by my side if you love me
will you stay there please?

--Carl's napkin

play chess forever
die an old physics teacher
tell many bad jokes

--on seeing Dr. Smith playing chess

Chess pieces swarming
Threats, parries, tension, power
Sudden flash, Checkmate

--Dr. Smith responds

Japan's poetry
Haiku is very stupid
Die Shigeharu
(don't read it)

--on Chuck's napkin (collaborative effort)

Chi-square and t-test
What's your height, weight, and shoe size?
Glad I don't have Bill!

"An Ode to Coker ice cream"
Vanilla is sleet
Chocolate is nothing but mud
Machine must be off