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Ghost of Vince Ingram haunts RobComm, Ltd.

"It's not an urban legend," states fire marshal Bill. "There actually is a ghost haunting RobComm, Ltd. and from recent conversations the department has had with it, the ghost has been determined to represent Vince Ingram."

The Non-Corporeal Being Formerly Known As Vince (for short, we will use the symbol F) demands a fair trial by an impartial jury before it will cease haunting the corridors of RobComm's underground mines. Already many of the workers for RobComm have been scared to enter the premises, hurting the already limping company. The workers of the RWU demand that the company do something about F, although exactly what is unspecified: "That's your job, not mine," said Garey in a recent press release.

Legal experts and paranormalists agreee that F's haunting began because of the frequent injustices it experienced during its period as a human. F's rounds usually include Mitchell's office, his secretary's office, his bathroom, his mansion, and his mines.

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