RobComm, Ltd. Back in Action
RobComm secret police reported today that the controversial RWU leader, Garey Corriott, is actually CEO Corey Garriott of CoreySoft. Mr. Corriott has been the recent darling of the media, instigating dozens of violent riots and terrorist assaults against the mammoth corporation Robomm, Ltd, over the past few weeks. These assaults have been conducted under the mask of RWU, a brutal labor union that has also been plaguing RobComm. With the announcement that the union leader was actually the CEO of their rival company, revolted workers fled the RWU and joined the RCB in droves, resulting in a pleased CEO Rob Mitchell upgrading the stock option to stock options, from one share to two shares.
Unfortunately for RobComm, CEO Garriott got wind of the secret police findings and fled the RWU's headquarters before he could be detained. He also pulled a fire alarm on the way out.
"This won't stop my police," declared CEO Rob Mitchell at a recent press conference. "We'll get the terrorist leader, even if it means making former RWU members stay up late and write what they know on little slips of paper until we get a lead."
Mitchell also hired the Ghostbusters yesterday to take care of the entity known as F, which has been haunting the North Korea Crater for some time now. Workers cheered and sang the Ghostbusters theme song as the well-known ethereal-being fighting team descended into the mines and returned (covered in slime) with a box containing F.
"That annoying ex-customer will plague us no more," announced CEO Mitchell, to the crowds' roars of delight. "I hereby present the Ghostbusters with an opportunity to make yet another movie, to be directed by RobComm."
This solidifies RobComm's grip on the entertainment industry, which fell apart after Hollywood was destroyed by the North Korean shockwave. The other new blockbuster release of Robbywood Enterprises is Precambrian Park. The movie's plot concerns a group of scientists at a theme park portraying the Precambrian Era when the power goes out and all of the exhibited animals escape. The amazing piece of cinematography details the tourists' hectic fight for freedom through hordes of jellyfish, amoebas, and single-celled organisms that now infest the park. Sales have already topped the one billion mark and aren't expected to level for another week.
In other news, RobComm's major competitor CoreySoft has been floundering since its CEO has been forced into hiding. Multiple national governments have continued pressing their human-rights cases and have won control of English(tm) from the beleaguered company. CEO Rob Mitchell, arbitrator of the court cases, has distirbuted ownership of the language among all the countries that speak it. Proceeds from English(tm) will be split with RobComm, Ltd to produce more CleanAir Generators.