Windfall opportunity brings RobComm big bucks
Water gushed through the recently opened Mitchell Dam today as RobComm, Ltd. began its takeover of the electrical industry.
"The St. Robert River, formerly the Mississippi, which now connects the Hudson Bay and the Gulf of Mexico, will service the entire continent with hydroelectric power," commented CEO Rob Mitchell from his private helicopter overlooking the scene. "We've constructed nearly five-hundred hydroelectric dams along the course of the river, and it still flows strongly. It seems that althrough the mining operations in Mitchell Crater have been temporarily halted, RobElectrix Industries is now the most powerful electricity industry on the planet." On a side note, energy from one of the dams is being totally diverted to containing F.
Mitchell Crater (or Lake Mitchell, as it is now styled) has been the site of some speculation, not by power companies, but by the recreation industries.
"Rob's Wacky, Wet n' Wild World" will be the largest themed park ever buily," CEO Mitchell proudly stated. The plansreleased the other day by Six Flags over RobComm, Inc., detail a huge water park that covers the nothen 1/5 of the crater, consisting of part of Kansas and Nebraska.
"The electricity for the mines was cut off, so the water should be safe now," explained a lead engineer of the project. The underwatermines that are being build won't interfere either, since mining operations will only encompass the Oklahoma, North Texas, and Wyoming half of the crater.
Also in the news, the entertainment industry is ridiculing CoreySoft's recent flop, The Perfect Soliton.
"No one wants to see a movie where the natural disaster that just barely survived a day ago kills off everyone. It's just so depressing!" commented a critic as he stood in line to see Precambrian Park for his tenth time. "Now take Precambrian Park: THAT is an example of how to make a good movie. Mr. Garriott should take some notes from his rival." Profits from the science-fiction blockbuster have now passed the two-billion mark.
However, the wizards at RobComm haven't stopped yet; RobbyWood's newest and highly anticipated masterpiece is poised to steal the natural disaster movie crown. Continental Shift: The Global Catastrophe will hit theatres tomorrow. Previews of this sure-to-be-instant-classic detail screaming crowds stampeding awayf rom INdia as it continues its million-year plod into Asia, while the Europeans watch in horror as Africa creeps slowly but surely towards them. Opering week profits are expected to top those of Precambrian Park.