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Chile
socializes economy, nationalizes RobComm
A
political and military coup, preparing for nearly ten years and
culminating with the crowning of RobComm CEO Rob Mitchell, has changed
the face of Chile. Now styling
themselves the People’s State of Chile, the rebels used Mitchell’s
crowning as evidence of the influential “bourgeoisie pigs” controlling
the future of the proletarian.
This is an unfortunate turn of events for Mitchell, who transferred
most of the corporation’s assets into the People’s State.
With RobComm, Ltd. penniless, he is returning to the States
in a cheap taxi to lick his wounds.
Unfortunately, things have not been proceeding according
to plan in the USA, either. Analysts
who were curious about the nature of RobToyz Enterprises’ recent
stock troubles have discovered the cause.
Says economist Milton Friedman (whose house was recently
destroyed while he was on vacation), “We can attribute this recent
decline in shares’ price to union demands from the newly created
RobComm Workers’ Union.”
The RWU, created and managed last Thursday by jack-of-all-trades
CEO Corey Garriott, seeks to gain higher wages from all of RobComm’s
subsidiary companies. It
is sad that the union strikes come at a time in which RobComm has
lost most of its assets and will be unable to pay for many of the
demands.
Making matters worse, CoreySoft has opened a new data
storage department which will compete with the strapped-for-funds
RobComm subsidiary “RobBytes,” two of RobComm’s top advisors have
defected to CoreySoft because of the lack of funding, and North
Korea has declared CEO Mitchell a “rogue state.”
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