RobComm, Ltd. sells Chile to CoreySoft Inc.

“Well that was unexpected,” comments CEO Bill Gates, head of small CoreySoft subdivision Microsoft.

In a surprising and desperate move, RobComm, Ltd. has sold Chile to CoreySoft Inc. in order to pay for its mounting restructuring fees.  “This country will provide slave labor up the wazoo!” said Corey Garriott in his shiny new corporate offices.  “I have already had some of them build me a 2:1 replica of the Taj Mahal.  Yes, that’s right; it is twice the size.  Kudos to the inspectors for finding the terrorist’s sabotage in our old corporate offices -- looters and thieves are always trying to bring down our Great Company.”

Chile™ is the site of CoreySoft’s new mining operation, which is poised to produce more than a third of the world’s copper supply.  To the chagrin of RobComm investors, CoreySoft has also inherited RobComm’s strip mining machinery and much of the RobComm-trained work force. 

The recent stock bubble of RobComm appears to have popped with this news and the recent hyperdevelopment of CoreySoft’s stateside operations.  The RWU has made a comeback surge among workers soon after the stock bubble burst and the employees’ stock option was devalued.  Most would have left the company were it not for the union, as the North Korean continent landed on the RobComm headquarters last night and killed many rent-a-cops within.

“I can’t say I feel no sympathy whatsoever for RobComm,” explains CEO Garriott, “I really do wish his workforce the best.  You see, CoreySoft, Inc. has always worked towards the best interests of all people, not just our own company.  Would that I could that RobComm establish such a charitable attitude.”

This adds teeth to the many recent reports have commented on CoreySoft’s out-competing data storage company, it’s acquiring of previous RobComm subsidiary Kill-Co, and the CoreySoft-managed RWU.  Also, unheard of for some time now but reintroduced in the appellate courts, Vince Ingram has reinitiated his suit against RobComm, Ltd.  Yes, things are looking bad for RobComm, Ltd., paying for its ignorance in these markets in favor of get-rich-quick schemes. CoreySoft is gaining the lion’s share.

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