TV

You know, this is just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.

All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Hermes (singing): They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats, They say we’re anal, compulsive and weird.

But when push comes to shove, You gotta do what you love, Even if it’s not a good idea!

Zoidberg!

Zoidberg (singing): They said I probably shouldn’t be a surgeon.

Farnsworth (singing): They poo-pooed my electric frankfurter.

Leela (singing): They said I probably shouldn’t fly with just one eye.

[A tube hits her in the eye.]

Bender (mechanical voice): I am Bender, please insert girder.

Once again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.